Photoset reblogged from +50 HP +50 FP with 607 notes
Woah.
Uh.
H’oh boy.
Well then.
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Photo reblogged from Would you kindly?! with 332,565 notes
The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS
HES BREAD JIM
BEST PUNS EVER.
HE’S BREAD, JIM.
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO TUMBLR IS KILLING ME TODAY
JESUS CRUST
AND PEOPLE REALLY FUCKING WONDER WHY I LOVE ME SOME TUMBLR
IT WAS ALSO 7:14 AM WHEN I SAW THIS
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Hi
This is the Plank’s Mom Official Tumblr, hope you like it/follow, I’m okay with either.
